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10 Important Reasons to Have More Sex

10 Important Reasons to Have More Sex

moreSexual motives go far beyond the ‘Big Three’ — love, pleasure, and making babies.

1.) Having sex relieves headaches, every time you make love, it releases the tension in the veins of the brain.

2.) A lot of sex can clear the stuffy nose. Sex, is natural antihistamine. It helps to fight against astma and spring allergies.

3.) Making love is a spectacular beauty treatment. Scientists have discovered that wen a woman has Sex, it produces a large amount of estrogen that gives shines and softness to hair.

4.) Sex is one of the safest sports. Make love often strengthens the muscles of male and female body. Its more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps in the pool and there is not need special shoes.

5.) Make love slowly, smoothly and in a relaxed way reduces the chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and acne. The sweat produced cleanses the porses and make ur skin glow.

6.) Lovemaking can burn all the calories u have accumulated during the romantic dinner before bedtime.

7.) Sex is a devine remedy for depression. It relieves endorphins into the bloodstream, creating a state of euphoria and leaving women and men with the feeling of being unique.

8.) Sex is the tranquilizer and muscle relevant to a safer world. It is a thousand times more effective than valium.

9.) Sexually active body released more pheromones.

10.) Kissing each day will keep u more time away from the dentist. Kissing is an art which makes the cleaner teeth, and saliva reduces the amount of acid that causes tooth decay. This prevention eliminates many problems in addition to offering a breath constantly renewed.

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident

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It’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, ‘Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.’

The man replies, ‘I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!’

The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman. Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.

The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’

The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’

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