Trip of a Lifetime!

 

A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded,

“Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”

“We’re flying Continental,” was her reply. “We got a great rate!”

“Continental?” exclaimed the hairdresser.” That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?”





“We’ll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome’s Tiber River called Teste.”

“Don’t go any further. I know the place. Everybody thinks it’s gonna be something special and exclusive, but it’s really a dump.”

“We’re going to the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.”

“Ha! That’s rich,” laughed the hairdresser. “You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it.”




A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

“It was wonderful,” explained the woman. “Not only were we on time in one of Continental’s brand new planes, but it was overbooked, so they bumped us up to first class.

The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot the entire flight. And the hotel was great! They’d just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it’s a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner’s suite at no extra charge!”

“Well,” muttered the hairdresser, “That’s all well and good, but I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”




“Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, one of the Swiss Guards tapped me on the shoulder, and explained to me that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.”

“Oh really! What’d he say?”

He said, “Who messed up your hair?”

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10 Important Reasons to Have More Sex

moreSexual motives go far beyond the ‘Big Three’ — love, pleasure, and making babies.

1.) Having sex relieves headaches, every time you make love, it releases the tension in the veins of the brain.

2.) A lot of sex can clear the stuffy nose. Sex, is natural antihistamine. It helps to fight against astma and spring allergies.

3.) Making love is a spectacular beauty treatment. Scientists have discovered that wen a woman has Sex, it produces a large amount of estrogen that gives shines and softness to hair.

4.) Sex is one of the safest sports. Make love often strengthens the muscles of male and female body. Its more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps in the pool and there is not need special shoes.

5.) Make love slowly, smoothly and in a relaxed way reduces the chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and acne. The sweat produced cleanses the porses and make ur skin glow.

6.) Lovemaking can burn all the calories u have accumulated during the romantic dinner before bedtime.

7.) Sex is a devine remedy for depression. It relieves endorphins into the bloodstream, creating a state of euphoria and leaving women and men with the feeling of being unique.

8.) Sex is the tranquilizer and muscle relevant to a safer world. It is a thousand times more effective than valium.

9.) Sexually active body released more pheromones.

10.) Kissing each day will keep u more time away from the dentist. Kissing is an art which makes the cleaner teeth, and saliva reduces the amount of acid that causes tooth decay. This prevention eliminates many problems in addition to offering a breath constantly renewed.

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