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id ten t error joke

It was an ID ten T error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?”

He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”

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I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: “An ID ten T error? What’s that … in case I need to fix it again?”

The computer guy grinned…. “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?”

“No,” I replied.

“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”

So I wrote out ……

I D 1 0 T

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NORTHERNERS VS SOUTHERNERS ON WINTER

THIS IS WHY WHY IT IS ALWAYS  NORTHERNERS VS. SOUTHERNERS 6 MONTHS OUT OF EVERY YEAR…

 

with what is clearly the start of winter in the Northern part of the United states, we decided we would bring you the top reasons why northerners hate southerns and specifically those who spend their winters in Florida.  This should bring some laughs, smiles and a bit of bitterness if you are one of those Northerners freezing with snow and ice piled all around you for the next 6 months.

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BUT Northerner’s do not have to fear this happening to them unless they are addicted to those fake tanning beds…  but southerners I believe the “leather tan” is far more common.

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Southerners love to jab at and show the Northerners what they have with laughter and comedy through social media.

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Northerner’s share their displeasure of winter about as openly as the Southerners tease about it…  For example:

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The Northerner Kids who WISH they had “SNOW DAY’S”…

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or the fun that Northerner’s have with winter weather:

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BUT….  lets not forget the Northerners do know how to FIGHT back and get the Southerners pretty good when they do happen to get some snow and ice. 

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We all know what happens in the South the moment Snow hits the forecast…  It’s like BLACK FRIDAY in the Grocery Stores!!!

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Let’s not forget the Monumental Atlanta Georgia Ice Storm of 2014

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We know we kept our eyes glued to the TV and a lot of eye rolling happened…

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And there is TRUTH to this statement:

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We certainly cannot forget the other Southerner’s like North Carolina…  This person and their attempt to use their lawn mower as a snow blower – TOO FUNNY!!

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This should bring some laughs and lots of smiles…  please SHARE!!!

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A Lesson In Government

A Lesson In Government – Hilarious

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A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ”Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”

”I still don’t get it” responded Little Johnny.

”Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad.

”Okay then…good night” said Little Johnny and went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole… to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ”OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of sh*t!”

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Must’ve been Blonde

Must’ve been Blonde – HILARIOUS

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One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, “Mommy, I got five dollars!”

The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ”Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, “Don’t you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties.”

“OOOOhhhh” said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, “Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, “Where did you get the ten dollars from?”

The little girl replied, “Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed.”

The mother replied, “Didn’t I tell you that he is…”

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ”Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn’t wear any panties today.”

 

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