Trip of a Lifetime!

 

A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded,

“Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”

“We’re flying Continental,” was her reply. “We got a great rate!”

“Continental?” exclaimed the hairdresser.” That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?”





“We’ll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome’s Tiber River called Teste.”

“Don’t go any further. I know the place. Everybody thinks it’s gonna be something special and exclusive, but it’s really a dump.”

“We’re going to the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope.”

“Ha! That’s rich,” laughed the hairdresser. “You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it.”




A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

“It was wonderful,” explained the woman. “Not only were we on time in one of Continental’s brand new planes, but it was overbooked, so they bumped us up to first class.

The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot the entire flight. And the hotel was great! They’d just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it’s a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner’s suite at no extra charge!”

“Well,” muttered the hairdresser, “That’s all well and good, but I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”




“Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, one of the Swiss Guards tapped me on the shoulder, and explained to me that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.”

“Oh really! What’d he say?”

He said, “Who messed up your hair?”

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THIS IS WHY WHY IT IS ALWAYS  NORTHERNERS VS. SOUTHERNERS 6 MONTHS OUT OF EVERY YEAR…

 

with what is clearly the start of winter in the Northern part of the United states, we decided we would bring you the top reasons why northerners hate southerns and specifically those who spend their winters in Florida.  This should bring some laughs, smiles and a bit of bitterness if you are one of those Northerners freezing with snow and ice piled all around you for the next 6 months.

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BUT Northerner’s do not have to fear this happening to them unless they are addicted to those fake tanning beds…  but southerners I believe the “leather tan” is far more common.

 

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Southerners love to jab at and show the Northerners what they have with laughter and comedy through social media.

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Northerner’s share their displeasure of winter about as openly as the Southerners tease about it…  For example:

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The Northerner Kids who WISH they had “SNOW DAY’S”…

 

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or the fun that Northerner’s have with winter weather:

 

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BUT….  lets not forget the Northerners do know how to FIGHT back and get the Southerners pretty good when they do happen to get some snow and ice. 

 

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We all know what happens in the South the moment Snow hits the forecast…  It’s like BLACK FRIDAY in the Grocery Stores!!!

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Let’s not forget the Monumental Atlanta Georgia Ice Storm of 2014

 

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We know we kept our eyes glued to the TV and a lot of eye rolling happened…

 

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And there is TRUTH to this statement:

 

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We certainly cannot forget the other Southerner’s like North Carolina…  This person and their attempt to use their lawn mower as a snow blower – TOO FUNNY!!

 

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This should bring some laughs and lots of smiles…  please SHARE!!!

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