A woman and a man are involved in a car accident


It’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, ‘Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.’

The man replies, ‘I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!’

The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman. Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.

The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’

The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’

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with what is clearly the start of winter in the Northern part of the United states, we decided we would bring you the top reasons why northerners hate southerns and specifically those who spend their winters in Florida.  This should bring some laughs, smiles and a bit of bitterness if you are one of those Northerners freezing with snow and ice piled all around you for the next 6 months.



BUT Northerner’s do not have to fear this happening to them unless they are addicted to those fake tanning beds…  but southerners I believe the “leather tan” is far more common.



Southerners love to jab at and show the Northerners what they have with laughter and comedy through social media.



Northerner’s share their displeasure of winter about as openly as the Southerners tease about it…  For example:

flip flops

The Northerner Kids who WISH they had “SNOW DAY’S”…


snow days


or the fun that Northerner’s have with winter weather:




BUT….  lets not forget the Northerners do know how to FIGHT back and get the Southerners pretty good when they do happen to get some snow and ice. 


snow in south


We all know what happens in the South the moment Snow hits the forecast…  It’s like BLACK FRIDAY in the Grocery Stores!!!

store in storm

Let’s not forget the Monumental Atlanta Georgia Ice Storm of 2014




We know we kept our eyes glued to the TV and a lot of eye rolling happened…


snow storm in atlanta

And there is TRUTH to this statement:


winter storm apocalypse


We certainly cannot forget the other Southerner’s like North Carolina…  This person and their attempt to use their lawn mower as a snow blower – TOO FUNNY!!



This should bring some laughs and lots of smiles…  please SHARE!!!

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